{"id":31,"date":"2008-03-12T17:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2008-03-12T17:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T17:06:00","slug":"i-burned-my-veil-long-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"I Burned My Veil Long Ago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O.K. <a href=\"http:\/\/motherbumper.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/portrait-of-truthiness-as-youngish.html\">motherbumber<\/a>, here you go&#8230; this is 41 ALL DAY:<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9gQEtDFC1I\/AAAAAAAAATQ\/tqUuWBrnlWo\/s1600-h\/aaahh.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9gQEtDFC1I\/AAAAAAAAATQ\/tqUuWBrnlWo\/s320\/aaahh.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176905444660415314\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I don&#8217;t even put on warpaint for the ladies.<\/p>\n<p>Though in my head, I&#8217;m still this person (who also never wore makeup):<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9gQq9DFC2I\/AAAAAAAAATY\/pCgY5x5wS5k\/s1600-h\/youth.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9gQq9DFC2I\/AAAAAAAAATY\/pCgY5x5wS5k\/s320\/youth.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176906101790411618\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Gosh darn-it!  Who invented mirrors anyway?!!<\/p>\n<p>p.s.  in the spirit of complete &#8220;truthiness&#8221; and full disclosure, (and after actually READING the <a href=\"http:\/\/badladies.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/self-portrait-of-truthiness.html\">original dare<\/a>), I don&#8217;t usually look that together &#8211; my daily mom uniform is not so stylish (I haven&#8217;t even discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iambossy.com\/i_am_bossy\/2008\/03\/straw-poll-frid.html\">loga yants<\/a> yet) and I don&#8217;t usually wear earrings.  Here is my actual first thing in the mornin&#8217; shot, well, not first thing, I did wait a few minutes until my eyes were <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">willing<\/span> to open under the lights:<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9lAE9DFC5I\/AAAAAAAAATw\/4B2M34A6Zxw\/s1600-h\/mornin.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/R9lAE9DFC5I\/AAAAAAAAATw\/4B2M34A6Zxw\/s320\/mornin.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177239700490226578\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Who invented lights anyway?!<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container\"><div class=\"a2a_kit addtoany_list\"><a class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\" href=\"http:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nvar a2a_config = a2a_config || {};\na2a_config.linkname=\"I Burned My Veil Long Ago\";\na2a_config.linkurl=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=31\";\n\/\/--><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.addtoany.com\/menu\/page.js\"><\/script>\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O.K. motherbumber, here you go&#8230; this is 41 ALL DAY:I don&#8217;t even put on warpaint for the ladies. Though in my head, I&#8217;m still this person (who also never wore makeup):Gosh darn-it! Who invented mirrors anyway?!! p.s. in the spirit of complete &#8220;truthiness&#8221; and full disclosure, (and after actually READING the original dare), I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container\"><div class=\"a2a_kit addtoany_list\"><a class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\" href=\"http:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\na2a_config.linkname=\"I Burned My Veil Long Ago\";\na2a_config.linkurl=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=31\";\na2a.init('page');\n\/\/--><\/script>\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-laughter","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}