{"id":73,"date":"2008-05-27T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T16:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=73"},"modified":"2008-05-27T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T16:56:00","slug":"rhetorical-question-memorial-day-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Rhetorical Question &#8211; Memorial Day Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">What lengths would YOU go to<br \/>to retrieve a 35\u00a2 balsa airplane off your sister&#8217;s roof?<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LQkthlI\/AAAAAAAAAjE\/3xkSk38NI9g\/s1600-h\/airplane.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LQkthlI\/AAAAAAAAAjE\/3xkSk38NI9g\/s320\/airplane.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205103632481879634\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LgkthmI\/AAAAAAAAAjM\/Y9grgKyA2TE\/s1600-h\/sistersroof.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LgkthmI\/AAAAAAAAAjM\/Y9grgKyA2TE\/s320\/sistersroof.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205103636776846946\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LwkthnI\/AAAAAAAAAjU\/CFOhpSdlfFw\/s1600-h\/scheming.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LwkthnI\/AAAAAAAAAjU\/CFOhpSdlfFw\/s320\/scheming.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205103641071814258\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">And how LONG would you spend contemplating it?<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LwkthoI\/AAAAAAAAAjc\/t5CnNnoqwm0\/s1600-h\/leaving.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SDw-LwkthoI\/AAAAAAAAAjc\/t5CnNnoqwm0\/s320\/leaving.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205103641071814274\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container\"><div class=\"a2a_kit addtoany_list\"><a class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\" href=\"http:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nvar a2a_config = a2a_config || {};\na2a_config.linkname=\"Rhetorical Question &#8211; Memorial Day Edition\";\na2a_config.linkurl=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=73\";\n\/\/--><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.addtoany.com\/menu\/page.js\"><\/script>\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What lengths would YOU go toto retrieve a 35\u00a2 balsa airplane off your sister&#8217;s roof? 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