{"id":77,"date":"2008-06-05T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2008-06-05T12:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:52:00","slug":"freestylin-r-r-r-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Freestylin&#8217;&#8230; R-R-R-Random"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While walking the dogs the other day, I spotted this in the grass<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SEfiP0Qp8GI\/AAAAAAAAAkM\/66eVwYUzGRU\/s1600-h\/wildstrawb.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SEfiP0Qp8GI\/AAAAAAAAAkM\/66eVwYUzGRU\/s320\/wildstrawb.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208380255431684194\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> and oddly enough, my mouth started watering.  No, I&#8217;m not on the &#8220;starvation diet&#8221; &#8211; it was one of those forgotten memories from my youth that suddenly came flooding back.  You see, I spent some time in the Air Force after high school.  Don&#8217;t believe me?<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SEflnQVESSI\/AAAAAAAAAkU\/BstsIxYtLXU\/s1600-h\/grrrrr.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Pnab2ZvhnEE\/SEflnQVESSI\/AAAAAAAAAkU\/BstsIxYtLXU\/s320\/grrrrr.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208383956638255394\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>  Oooo&#8230; scary, huh?!!  (<a href=\"http:\/\/derfwadmanor.blogspot.com\/\">Mrs. G<\/a>, I hope you managed to escape that particular haircut.)  One of my favorite Air Force experiences was S.E.R.E. training, which involves:<br \/>S. = Survival (how to live off the land)<br \/>E. = Evasion (how to avoid being captured in enemy territory)<br \/>R. = Resistance (not divulging secrets when they imprison you)<br \/>E. = Escape (yeah, right)<\/p>\n<p>For &#8220;Survival&#8221;, we learned cool stuff like: making a tent out of your rain poncho, how to kill and eat rabbits, finding and boiling water when you have NOTHING, the amazing taste of slowly &#8220;grilled&#8221; (over a lighter or match!) crickets and grasshoppers, figuring out where the heck you are, and, the one that triggered this whole thing, how heavenly it feels to come upon a wild strawberry when you&#8217;ve been subsisting on crickets and grasses for a couple of days!<\/p>\n<p>p.s.  the span of time between the Prom photo and the knife photo &#8211;<br \/>4 months, WOW!<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container\"><div class=\"a2a_kit addtoany_list\"><a class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\" href=\"http:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nvar a2a_config = a2a_config || {};\na2a_config.linkname=\"Freestylin&#8217;&#8230; R-R-R-Random\";\na2a_config.linkurl=\"http:\/\/moavenz.com\/blog\/?p=77\";\n\/\/--><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.addtoany.com\/menu\/page.js\"><\/script>\n\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While walking the dogs the other day, I spotted this in the grass and oddly enough, my mouth started watering. 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